Dec 9, 2011

Sibal sahab ne keh diya keh diya “U R my SONIA”

By Manash Pratim Gohain

Sibal sahab, how low will you stoop? If we are to believe (and I do believe), on December 5, 2011 the New York Times reported that you summoned Facebook authorities and showed them a morphed picture of Sonia Gandhi with Prime Minister Manmohan Singh, which you alleged is in bad taste and unacceptable. Before proceeding further I want to say that most of us saw that hilarious post and had some lighter moments amidst the gloom of inflation, poverty, corruption, arrogance of power and what not.


Kapil sahab, retrospectively in interviews you pointed out your concern about how social media is a potent weapon against India's stability, security or secular fabric. But we all know what a failed advocacy it is 'o great lawyer’! Your action as a minister (have you ever realised the great responsibility you hold in a poor country like ours with starving souls in pain for just a handful of leftovers?) is a deep rooted sycophancy and how you failed to educate yourself despite holding enrolment numbers of hallowed campuses like the Harvard Law School and St Stephen's College. You have been anointed as the new ‘darwan’ (thank that I am not using the three letter word you are) of the 'Gandhi' family.

You were pained at the post which was unacceptable to you because it was on the Khan opps 'Gandhi' family. But you never let out even a whimper at Shashi Tharoor who called us 'cattle class'. That itself measured the yardstick of your class, the way you barked at the constituency which elected you to the chair.

By your conduct I assumed you are arrogant, sycophant, power hungry, manipulative and a cheat. But since December 5, I along with a few crore Indians, realised that you are an idiot too. Why? Because your alibi of damaging the ‘iconic’ image of the 'Gandhi family' and their sycophants and social media posing a threat to national security are nothing but cock and bull stories.


Suppose for once we agree that you are really concerned that the social media is a potent threat to the country. Kapil sahab, then allow me to demolish your feigned concern of social media threatening national security. Kasab never entered India with the help of Facebook and Twitter. The consolidation of fanatics to destroy Babri Masjid happened without Facebook and Twitter and the Gujarat riots and Samjhauta blasts as well.  People consolidated and violated all rights without any social media's role and this section of consolidation which followed the political class blindly never was, is or will be a part of the educated social media and will continue to violate every human right, because of their ignorance and socio-economic disadvantage. And remember, it has always been the political class which led such violations.

In fact, since the social media became a vehicle of information and a platform for consolidation of social cause, things have been at their regimental best. Have we not been witnessed to how Anna's movement was peacefully synchronised across India? Despite arrests there were no flare ups. Things instead of going out of hand became better organised. Anna's hunger strike is a classic example of use of Facebook and Twitter to fight against corruption.

So Kapil sahab, is this not an attempt to block all ideas of social cause, to block all routes of information and discussion so that the educated mass cannot consolidate in a judicious opinion making process against the political class? Is this not an attempt to restore the image of the corrupt? Is this not an attempt stop your class being painted with the same brush?

Or is it because faced with uneasy online spread of the dirty game of unprofessional Indian politics and the shameless acts of the 'rulers of the country', the politicians fear the creation of opinion and the fallout hatred reflecting during the elections?

If these are the reasons for your attempt to plug the network, I am sorry to say that you are actually an idiot and way off target.

The political class has already being painted black and for that we don't need the social media. The abuses we hurl at your class don't need Facebook. The opinions we have generated are not based on Twitter. We have always been discussing them with our friends, neighbours, and the poor rickshaw puller in dirty sweat and at the tea stall or at the evening ‘adda’. The only difference is that today we are discussing and confessing our views on your clan with a larger group of friends on Facebook!

All we can deduce from your idiotic move is that we are not suppose to react, opine or shout back on the gross mischief of the politicians, their arrogance after the loot, their complete insensitivity towards a poor country like India where lakhs of babies are going hungry in their mother's dry bosom at the red lights. We are not supposed to feel and write an abusive Facebook status even when in some remote village farmers die en mass of poverty while lakhs of tonnes of grains rot.

Then let me assure you, all your attempts to curtail our freedom will be greeted with nothing less than shoes and chappals flying your way. And your anxiety is real that the online media and its remarkable omnipresence is threatening to become an alarm clock, reminding us every day the thousands of scams and the dirty games our politicians have been playing with us. The social media has the potential to be a classic tool to help us create public opinion. After all the government want us to forget 2G, CWG, Adarsh, and thousand other scams within next the 2 years before we proceed to exercise our franchise.

Historically there has been no instance where social media incited communal tension or riots. What the government fears is that social media should not incite people against movement like anti-corruption, or bring people together against tyrannical rule like what happened in Egypt or Libya. The filter process mooted in the name of cleaning up the social media from defaming Sonia Gandhi is actually the attempt by the political class to keep the voters from consolidating on issues on a more informed manner.

And which is why suddenly in Facebook the politicians are reading the future in advance, and Twitter has become a bitter pill.

Dec 7, 2011

Students pour out woes on postcards, seek judicial help; Times of India, December 07, 2011, Page 4

At 20, World Book Fair gets bigger; Times of India, December 02, 2011, Page 6

Cops unearth terror factory: Seize ammo, grenade launchers; Times of India, December 01, 2011, Page 4

Pained by neglect, physiotherapists protest; Times of India, November 30, 2011, Page 5

Semester shock: Student with 78% attendance barred; Times of India, November 30, 2011, Page 5

DU’s placement cell gets first foreign client; Times of India, November 29, 2011, Page 4

DTU staff to go on mass leave over service rules; Times of India, November 29, 2011, Page 5

Govt school parents get RTE advantage; Times of India, November 27, 2011, Page 6

Library gives way to peace centre, staffers miffed; Times of India, November 27, 2011, Page 7

Dec 1, 2011

Fundamentally a Deadly Imposition

By Manash Pratim Gohain


Be it 100%, 51% or 26%, in the political circus of wholesale FDI market, the common man has been reduced to a clown and forced to pay the price, and a retail one at that.

The idea is to sell us milk by milking us; sell us ghee to burn our pockets; sell us high calorie chips to make us obese; sell us aerated drinks and then force us to fight the ill effects. The inconclusive debate that this is a STATE subject is ultimately a ploy to keep our wallets lean and thin.

FDI lets you live in a fool’s paradise: you think you’re gaining, but in reality, it’s only draining you out. It’s a move to flush the urban middle class of their disposable income on a monthly basis, just like the ‘flushmatic’ (an instant toilet cleaner by Harpic) offers in departmental stores where you’re offered a freebie if you buy two of its kind. Two flushmatics were good enough to keep our toilets clean for 45 days; it required one to buy four pieces to keep their toilets clean for three months. Now, the same job requires nine pieces, given the fact that the freebies are now offered in terms of packets, not pieces. The logic: you need to have a ‘big’ heart to shop in these modern ‘big bazaars’.

There was a time in the recent past, when with a take-home pay of Rs 25,000, I could afford a lavish lifestyle and buy comforts for my family, repay a car loan in small EMIs, pay an FD of Rs 3,000, pay my medical bills in cash (without a sweaty brow), and still save enough to go out for a drink on weekends.

Today, my modest income of Rs 75,000 barely keeps me afloat for a week or two. Inflation is not to be blamed (UPA, thank me if you’re listening). The magnanimous big bazaars don’t keep 1kg atta, so they force me to buy those big 10-kilo packs. I buy a litre of mango juice and also end up buying apple juice and orange crush (COMBO is the mantra you need to remember) without caring two hoots about the unhealthy elements in those packaged drinks. And yes, the Pepsis, Cokes, Limcas and Sprites fill up the shopping cart as the “discount” offers go up. The triple pack (bound together post factory packaging) means I’m eating three times more. And then, the antacids fill the vacant spaces to come in handy later.

Then the oodles of noodles, and frozen stuff in dozens have made life so “easy” you know. ‘Simple’ 250gm frozen food packs costing Rs 50 have now replaced the papayas, boiled eggs, bread-butter and milk breakfast or even the boring roti sabji. The dosa and idli mixes have suddenly become messy, and MTR is the ‘in-thing’. For us fresh mutton today comes for a whopping Rs 350 a kilo; yet we will not crib paying Rs 50 for 100 grams of month-old frozen mutton. And no one is complaining, for, we need to have big hearts to shop at the big marts.

This retail boom has also affected my fridge. The vegetable cabinet now hosts ready-to-eat Manchurian and kofta curry. Frozen items have replaced fresh items, and with it, my body’s immunity, too, has frozen. I go bananas visiting hospitals, as ailments are quick to catch me, for the fresh bananas and apples are long gone from my diet. In the hospitals I am from the upwardly mobile class needing healthy intervention. Result is that the gallons of carbonated drinks, frozen fast food is now costing me Rs 25,000 to get lipid profile, LFT, KFT, ultrasound, and some more latest test done which makes me sound that I will fall dead before I complete this sentence.

The marts are profiting; everyone else is profiting here, except me. And I wonder where all this is headed. As for me, I have a feeling that in the US when the news broke that India is laying the red carpet they simply smirked “FDI --_ F***  D  Indians.”